This t-shirt cost you $200. It comes with a lifetime guarantee. Combine that with free shipping and it's essentially the wisest hobby-related financial decision you've ever made.

Underneath the delightful golden phrase is a regular Gildan 64000 tee, the same one every other shirt in the shop is printed on. The other shirts aren't $200. This one is $200. That is the design.

Designed by hand by one dad at a kitchen table, printed fresh when you order, shipped free. Obviously.

THE LIFETIME GUARANTEE

A $200 t-shirt should not wear out, so this one is not allowed to. If it ever fades, cracks, rips, or gives up, GG Tees replaces it free. Forever. If the design is ever retired, you get the full $200 in store credit instead. One shirt at a time, for the life of the person wearing it.

THE FINE PRINT, IN PLAIN SIGHT

Lifetime means the lifetime of the person wearing it, not the lifetime of the universe, and comes with three rules.

One: we replace shirts that wore out, not shirts you're bored of. A photo of the damage and your order number is the whole claim process. We guarantee the shirt, not your closet, so lost and stolen are not covered. No shirt, no photo, no claim.

Two: one replacement per 12 months. A shirt that dies faster than that isn't being worn, it's being tested, and we didn't agree to that.

Three: the guarantee covers a lifetime maximum of 20 shirts. That is roughly 60 years of hard wear. Nobody will ever reach it. Please don't try.

Replacements ship free, in your size at the time of the claim, because bodies change and the guarantee doesn't. If we ever retire the design, your remaining guarantee converts to $200 in store credit. The guarantee belongs to whoever owns the shirt from the original order, so yes, it survives being a gift.