Six real beetles laid out like a hand-tinted museum plate under a cream ribbon reading AN INORDINATE FONDNESS FOR BEETLES: an antlered male stag beetle, a Hercules beetle (the longest beetle alive, horn included), a Goliath with its striped shield, an emerald jewel beetle, a seven-spot ladybird and a metallic tiger beetle, with bare shirt between them. The line is usually credited to J.B.S. Haldane, and the caption backs it up: Coleoptera, about 400,000 described species. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, sensory-friendly feel. Every order funds kelp restoration on the Pacific Northwest coast.