This vintage-inspired “Give Me Coffee or Death” tee blends humor and paleontology with a gothic twist. Featuring a skeletal paleontologist facing off with a ghostly Tyrannosaurus rex over a steaming cup of coffee, the design nods to the Late Cretaceous period. The distressed bone-white and sepia tones stand out on a deep black background for a striking, retro museum aesthetic. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (high-quality cotton) with a soft, sensory-friendly feel. Every order funds kelp restoration on the Pacific Northwest coast.