A Tyrannosaurus rex fact sheet in one brick red ink on your chosen shirt colour: an engraved skull with callouts for eye socket, nostril, teeth and lower jaw, a tooth up to 30 cm long, the two-fingered arm, a scale figure beside a tiny human, a CHOMP! starburst and a growth chain from hatchling to adult, over the line All Bite, No Reach. This Late Cretaceous giant had short but strong arms, so the joke is about length, and bone growth rings show a teen gained about 600 kg a year. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, sensory-friendly feel. Every order funds kelp restoration on the Pacific Northwest coast.